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 1. How’d you get that name, “Moderately Bright Four”?
A. Three of us are extremely bright, one less so, and it averages out to Moderately Bright.
B. One of our songs had “Moderately Bright Four” written as a suggested tempo and we thought it sounded catchy and appropriate.
C. We were Moderately Bright Three, and then Audrey was born.
2. How did you get together as a group?
A. We were stuck in an elevator in Cleveland and all started humming simultaneously. The rest is history.
B. We met during parent/teacher conferences at school.
C. We found each other on eBay.
3. Is it true that Jeff was raised in a barn?
A. Yes
B. Yes
C. A & B are correct.
4. Where was your first performance?
A. At a “Hey, your liposuction was a huge success” party
B. At a recital by Steve’s piano students
C. At a Super Bowl halftime show (don’t you remember the wardrobe malfunction?)
5. What’s your slogan?
A. “We can play instruments; we just choose not to!”
B. “We sing because we can!”
C. “We sing, therefore, we are.”
6. What exactly does “Two snorts and a weenie” mean?
A. That’s one course short of a complete meal.
B. That’s the sign the rehearsal has been a success.
C. That’s the Three Pigs: 2 Before and 1 After.
Answers: 1. B 2. B 3. B 4. B 5. B 6. B
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